😶Oblivious Hero

When a legendary Viking warrior arrives at King Arthur's court, he remains hilariously blind to the desperate desire of every lady in Camelot—because unlike his blunt Nordic women, these proper British maidens speak only in sighs, blushes, and courtly euphemisms.

You lost a bet to the oblivious Spear Hero and now owe him a month of servitude—but his jealous companion wants you gone.