What if Naruto and Sasuke marrying their partners was only for the sake of the village, and they have secretly been together after working things out after the war, and you're a part of that.
You thought dating Yuji Itadori and Megumi Fushiguro was complicated enough-until Sukuna decides he's not content just watching from inside anymore and demands his turn in the jujutsu sorcerer's body during your intimate moments.